Opah, you'll be fine!

She's the person i love the most, she's the one that took care of me when i was small, and she's the one i call opah. Things are not good, as she's very sick these days. I feel very guilty, for not having the time to be with her when she needs me. I can't avoid it, i always have things to do. Even if i don't have the time to visit her, opah is always on my mind and every night i pray for her. Its sad, to know that the person that raised you to be what you are now is going to leave the world to another world. Saying goodbye hurts the most, but i know you'll be in heaven when you leave us all. I love you, Opah. Deep inside our heart, you'll always remain. Hugs!

Im Back - After Months Of Disappearing!

What's up everyone! Im back, and im ready to crap. Haha. Its been awhile, and i still can't believe the last thing i posted was in November and its like more than 6 months already? DAMNNNNN! That ain't cool. Well, there's so much to tell. More than 6 months lah weh, tak kan dua tiga cerita je? BANYAK BANYAK BANYAK! So keep reading, there are so many juicy secrets for me to share with you. Some are stuffs that you shouldn't know. Get ready pals, its blogging time!! :D

Happy Birthday, Dira!

Here's a cupcake for you. Eait it virtually, that's all i can give. Haha. Hadiah hutang dulu, will get back to you pretty soon! Anyway. I hope you have a wonderful day, you deserve it. You are a treasure and have a blast!

Tagged Again!

The rules:-Link to your tagger and post these rules.

List 8 random facts about yourself and tag 8 people

1. Hindustan film addict.
2. Have little moustache.
3. Very friendly.
4. Shortayy.
5. Animal lover.
6. Urine a lot.
7. Drools over chinese girls.
8. Too much mixed blood, not pure malay.

Tag

1. Kristina
2. Adikboy
3. Nabila
4. Ami
5. Ayyman
6. Dira
7. Heidi
8. Bqah

YOU

First name :
Darryl Ezreen.

Name you wish you had :
Malay name like.. Daud Ezlan or Abdul Aziz! Now that's cool. :D

What do people normally your name as:
Ezin, Shortayy, Ryl.

Birthday:
22nd March 1991

Bitrhplace:
Assunta Hospital

Time of birth:
I was in my mum's stomach, how do i know?

Single or taken:
Taken but available! Haha.

Zodiac sign :
Aries.

YOUR APPEARANCE

H0w tall are you:
Im very tall! 158 cm. Haha.

Wish you were taller:
Lets cecah 160 cm baby!

Eye colour:
Brown.

Hair color:
Very black.

Short or long hair:
Short for me, but long for parents.

Ever dye your hair a bizarre color:
I wish i had green hair. i like The Joker's hair.

Last time you did something dramatic with you hair:
Im doing it now!

glasses or contact:
Blind.

Do you were make up:
If i was in KISS! :D

Paint your nails :
No!

What color eye:
How many times cibai?

What color hair:
Bloody fool, out of questions ah?

Shy or outgoing :
Shy.

Sexy or cute:
Sexy lah, some more what? B-I-K-I-N-I! I like. Haha.

Serious or fun:
Fun and serious.

Older or younger than you:
MILF! Haha.

Turn on:
Funny people.

Turn off:
Boring people.

Flowers or chocolates:
Chocolates, but not the dark ones. Snickers!

Pepsi or coke:
Diet coke!

Rap or rock:
Rap! I like G-Unit, 2-Pac and Bone Thugs. Yaw Nigga! Haha.

Relationship or one night stand:
If im single, for sure its one night stand. Charlie Sheen style! Haha.

School or work:
School doing works.

Love or money:
Love with money to spend.

Movie or music:
Musical movie like Grease!

Country or city:
City.

Sunny or rainy days:
Rainy days with chicks without payung. Lets get wet! Haha.

Friends or family:
Mum, Siblings, Friends, Dad. In order!

Have you ever lie:
Yes, and im lying right now! Haha.

Stole something:
Of course! Haha.

Hurt someone close to you:
Too much. *this is getting touching*

Broke someone's heart:
A few minutes ago! :'(

Had you heart broken :
I told you, a few minutes ago! :'(

Wonder what was wrong with you:
Nah, im perfect! Haha.

Wish you were prince or princess:
Prince Caspian, Prince William, Princess Barbie.

Like someone who was taken:
Yes, Angelina Jolie. Why Brad Pitt? Me lah! Haha.

Saved your head:
What the hell? -.-"

Used chopstick:
Yes, to dig my nose. Haha.

Sang in the mirror to yourself :
No way. That's gay! Haha.

Favorite flower:
Chicken Shit Flower!

Candy :
Auntie Phillow's candies are the best!

Song :
ABBA, they're the legends.

Scent:
Natural smell!

Color:
Mixed colours.

Movie:
Twilight was the best, can't wait for the next sequal NEW MOON!

Singer:
Internet Artist. The Non Famous but talented ones. I like! :D

Junk food:
Twisties lah for shooo!

Website:
Megarotic.com, don't go to this website! Haha.

Location:
Im lost!

Animal:
All, especially the extinct ones!

MISC

Ever cried over someone:
Yes, and it was worth it!

Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself:
Yes, and its confidence!

Do you think you're attractive:
*blink eyes with top speed* Am i? Haha.

If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose:
One of the seven dwarfs in Snow White! Cool. Haha.

Do you play any sports:
Yes!

A Little Bit More!

SPM is finally over, and i really can't wait to finish my papers. Tomorrow will be Prinsip Perakauanan which is pretty hard for me. But i'll do my best, if i can answer the papers tomorrow, then my dreams of being an accountant akan tercapai! But if i can't, then i have to change my cita cita fast! Haha.

I Was Tagged. What Do you Expect?

1. The last person to tag you was?
Nabila.
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Macam Batman and Robin.
3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
1) Kau kelakar bila kau malu.
2) Kau geli kalau kau menangis.
3) Kau jahat sebab kau layan aku macam KOTEX.
4) Kau baik sebab kau dah buat macam macam utk aku.
5) Banyak lagi, aku je tahu. *alasan malas type* Haha.

4. The most memorable thing that she/he has ever done for you?
Teman aku kencing bila aku dah tahap kritikal separuh nyawa nak mati tak tahan nak kencing and aku terpaksa kencing kat tempatorang DBKL tidur. Bad, but i had to! My bladder was exploding. Haha.

5. The most memorable word that she/he has said to you?
Banyak tapi sekarang yang mengingatkan aku kat dia is.. "aku ke ni :'(" Bapak geli nabila cara kau cakap. Kenapa kau terasa bila baca benda tu? Tak malu, bukan kita kata kat dia pun. Haha.

6. If she/he becomes your lover, you..
I will sell her to the flasher guys, pakistan ampang guys, mat rempit guys or anyone who wants to get jiggy wiggy with her. Haha.

7. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will
Be nice to her and buy her popcorn, candies and air balloons for her. Then i'd take her to the park and play see saw with her. Then i'll walk her home, and i'll wave goodbye and smile very sweeeeeeeeeet. Yes, that's what i'll do! :D

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on.
BE BETTER, FASTER, STRONGERRRRRRRR! Haha.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is.
I don't think she won't because i don't want to waste my time buying her candies, balloons and all those gay stuffs. Haha.

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her are.
Whatever she wants, i'll do it! Cewah. Haha.

11. Overall impression towards him/her is
Gelinya :( Haha. No lah, overall she's PERFECT!

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
She looks old, and her face wil be like the minah in that place, or the minah in this place, her face is all over the place. Everywhere she goes people will be like, "you girlfriend jaafar yeh" or "eh you duduk kosas yeh". Haha.

13. Who is your ideal?
*the silent moment*

14. What do you hate about yourself?
Can't make her to stay being friends with me, dah cuba macam macam dah tapi tak berkesan. Takpe, i'll never ever stop! Muahaha.

15. For the people who care for you and like you, say something about them?
Think again lah, jangan menyesal di hari kelak sudah lah ye. Betul!

16. 5 people to tag answer :
1) Kris
2) Ayyman
3) Bqah
4) Dira
5) Nana Nanot

Yoga Is "Haram" Now?

PUTRAJAYA, Nov 22 (Bernama) -- The National Fatwa Council has ruled that yoga is 'haram" for Muslims.Its chairman, Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin said only the physical aspect of yoga without the mantras and elements of worshipping outwardly was not wrong (in Islam).However, he said, yoga was not to be encouraged among Muslims for fear that it could erode their Islamic faith since the physical part was a component of yoga practice as a whole.He said there were three stages to yoga practice, which originated from the Hindus, -- first, the physical aspect which is the exercise part; second the mantras and worshipping and third the unification of oneself with God."Therefore, members of the council reached a consensus that any practice, regardless of type and in whatever form that have such elements, contradict Islamic teachings," he told a press conference here.Abdul Shukor said the matter was decided at the 83rd National Fatwa Council meeting held in Kota Baharu from Oct 22 to 24 and that the decision would be conveyed to the respective state religious councils for gazetting.He said yoga practice among Muslims had also been banned in Singapore and Egypt.Abdul Shukor said various programmes would be carried out by the Islamic Development Department (Jakim) to enlighten Muslims on yoga.He also advised Muslims to get information on any exercise programme before practising them to ensure that they would not affect their religious faith.He said there were many other ways which Muslims could do to exercise for health, like praying.Yoga has been practised since 3000 BC and is said to be able to slow down the ageing process, reduce the risk of diabetes, asthma and heart-related diseases.

So much for PERPADUAN KAUM! Doing this will just lead to a world full of racist. Thanks extreme muslim guys for making this thing happen, we'll see what will happen in the future about your so called MALAYSIA NEGARA BERBILANG KAUM!