Ridzuan : Kau pun tak tahu. Aku lagi lah tak tahu.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Malaysian Peoples!
Ridzuan : Kau pun tak tahu. Aku lagi lah tak tahu.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Family Photo 1996!
Monday, August 25, 2008
A Weird Guy in Class!
Darryl : Hi, boleh tanya tak?
Ash Ketchum : Apa kau nak?
Darryl : *looks at his ear"
Ash Ketchum : Cepat lah, aku busy ni.
Darryl : *shocked*
Ash Ketchum : Woi, pekak ke?
Darryl : Sorry. Telinga kau memang macam tu yeh?
Ash Ketchum : Kau tak tahu ke? *rubbed his ears tenderly*
Darryl : Dari lahir ke macam tu?
Ash Ketchum : Macam ni. Dulu masa aku kecik, aku tengah main kat garden belakang rumah aku. So, bila aku tengah main tu aku nampak lah semak semak bergerak. Aku ingat ular, so aku approach lah kan. Alangkah terkejutnya aku. *laughed suddenly* Aku jumpa pikachu, dia tengah intai aku. *explained how cute pikachu was* Bila aku kejar dia and nak tangkap dia, dia lari laju sangat. Aku terjatuh. Bila aku terjatuh tu, ada satu benda macam Jet langgar telinga aku sampai hancur. Aku pengsan. Bila aku sedar, macam ni lah rupanya. Shhh! Diam diam tau. Aku tak nak orang tahu yang aku dah jumpa pikachu. *smiles and continue doing his homework*
Darryl : *kept quiet for days*
Well, that was what he said. Oh my god, ain't he a special kid? Where got pikachu in malaysia. You should be in my shoes, then you'll know how funny it was. Especially when he laughed suddenly before telling me it was pikachu and when he explained to me how pikachu looked like in real life. Haha. Take note, this happened years ago. He's all grown up now. No hard feeling ash ketchum, i just feel that you're hilarious and cute. God bless him!
Classmates!
Postponed?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
BBQ PARTY!
He's my sidekick, he's the most "mat indon" guy you'll ever meet. He's the supplier for weed and pot in taman seri gombak. He's a number one Devourment fan and he's very good in mathematics and he's the macho man in my class, give it up for nazmi. Haha.
He's the king of tagged photos, wherever there's camera there's always ahmyn. He's the legend of rock and roll, he's tall and he's obssesed with tight skinny jeans that makes his ass look very mantap. He's good in studies too, even if he's a mat rempit and goes to school by motorcycle he's the coolest person you'll ever know. SAHAJA HANDSHAKE! Haha. SHEN
What can i say? She eats a lot, she's the worst bully you'll ever meet and she whacks everyone in her way. She may look like she's lopek, but please i warn you do not mess with her. She'll kick you with her long legs and won't stop kicking until you'll say you're sorry. How do i know? Well, i was a victim before! Haha.
MIULHe's very shy, he was the one that did a lot of works. He even burnt his hands and jeans and ass frying those chickens. he's also the owner of that shisha thingy, he's the professor in shisha flavour. We mixed sirap, and even used the strawberry and cola flavour and we got very high until we almost took our pants off. Right miul? Haha.
ZAMIR
He's the one that helped me organized this BBQ and everything took place at his crib. His place was dope, he had a bigger LCD tv than mine and i was very jealous until. Daddy, buy a bigger one aaaaa! Haha. He's a rich bitch, he drives a BMW and he is a pimp without pimples! Next round zamir, naked ladies okay? Haha.
IZZAT AZAR
Move everybody, boy's in the house! Haha. He's the big guy and he's gay. Haha. Too obsessed with "The Click Five" until he went to all of their shows in Malaysia. His father is the "orang kuat" at Genting Arena Of Stars so he can get free ticktes easily. Yes boy, only you watched live. We only watched at home. Kan kan? Haha.
NADIA
Awwwww, she may look like she's cute but she's the demon! Haha. She's the best classmate in class, we always have our buffet breakfast together in class early in the morning and she's the one that eats the most. Haha. She's the one who goes "tak ada siapa nak kawan dgn aku" and all the people will go "awwwww" but not me, i'll kick your ass, cik tot. Haha. See you next tuesday!
SYAFINA
Her mum was the one who peram-ed the chicken and used the latest chef wan recipe which was the best BBQ chicken we all ever had. She's the talking radio in class. She'll be pot-pet pot-peting like non stop and even mr soh boon ghee couldn't stop her. Haha. She took a puff from the shisha thingy and coughed as if she's almost dead. C-U-T-E! Haha.
MYSELF
He's cute, he's cute, he's cute! Haha. What can i say about myself? What do you expect aaaa? I ain't them peeps who's merendah diri one. Haha. Well, i was the one that planned this party secara suka suka and im glad everyone enjoyed. Too bad i can't over night at zamir's place because you know laaaa my dad will go gila one looking for me. Haha. It was also my first time having that shisha, because my lungs was a virgin before i sedut sedut that shisha machine and lost my lungs virginity to the smoke from the shisha thingy. Haha. God bless everyone!
Friday, August 15, 2008
The Return Of The Little Devil.
Things I Do At Home When She's Not Around..
1) Run around naked at home and play Dance Dance Revolution tanpa seurat benang. Haha.
2) Manja manja with my cats, hamsters and turtles. Kiss them, penyek them, hug them and make love! Haha.
3) Sleep in her room which is relaxing and i can "kencing malam" and make maps using my saliva. Haha.
Things I Have To Do When She's Back..
1) Maybe wear "jubah" while playing Dance Dance Revolution.
2) Hate animals to show my "gangster" self. No more "ala bucuk bucuk". Only "CHAITTTT" is allowed.
3) Sleep on the couch and suffer from muscle pain and butt cramps when i wake up.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Kristina Faye Valdez De Rozario
Intan, ingat tak ingat tak?
1) I miss playing guitar with you, you always destroy all the beautiful songs you sing! Remember we played that mat rempit song and remixed it? Haha. I still can't forget your cute little fingers, instead of playing chord G you invented a new chord by pressing god-knows-what! Haha. We bought the guitar on your birthday and we played at KLCC's park and we were asked to go play some where else by them pak guards. Kan kan? When mama picked you up at KLCC, i thought you'd waved goooooodbye but you were just too obsessed with that guitar and you didn't even look at me. You were too busy molesting that guitar. Evil woman, that's what you are! Haha.
2) I miss eating with you, you always burp so loud even infront of everyone. The sound of burp, to you its like the melody of your life, kan kan? Guess what, i am not shy to see you burp even if it sounds like a monster that's very hungry. Haha. You have a very skinny figure, but you eat like a sumo wrestler. I just love watching you stuff everything in your body, you're like an eating machine. But still no perut buncit. So jealous, look at mine. Its boroi, remember when i shake shake it and you were like "ah-hak ah-hak" padahal saje nak tengok i malukan diri! You meanie, i'll whack you when i see you. Haha.
3) I miss watching DVD's with you at home. Remember when we watched "two and a half men" and you didn't understand the joke but you laughed just to make sure i enjoy watching it with you? You're sweeeeeeet, but next time tell me lah if you don't like that tv series, if i knew that you didn't like "two and a half men", i'd pasang all the tamil movies so that you could cry and whack me in every sad or tragic tamil scene. Yenaday? Haha. I first hated watching tamil films, but when you came into my life i find tamil movies are better than any movies. "DHOOM" was better than "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" and "PRIA PRIA" had more interesting fight scenes than "BRUCE LEE'S ENTER THE DRAGON". Haha. I just love watching tamil heroes. The qualifications being a tamil hero is you have to have a thick misai and you have to wear a pagoda shirt with kain pelekat, and your weapon is a white towel so that you could lay the smackdown on everyone in your way, that's when the "DUSH DUSH" part comes. Haha.
4) I miss laughing with you, we always laugh like horses and show everyone our teeth! You always crack when i act like a gangster. Why? Is it so funny to see a kid that's small being a gangster? Im very gangster okay, even if my height tak cecah 160 cm, i can always beat the shit out of you. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! Haha. Remember when we were bad mouthing a group of mat rempits and suddenly all of them were my friends? We were like "geli kan mat rempit tu, dah lah seluar singkat baju besar rambut pulak curly kat ekor" and suddenly "darryl, buat tak nampak je ke brader? meh lah lepak dulu bai! pak lu, sap kok lu, gi mane? tak function ah balik awal. awek kau ke?" then they did the mat rempit sound, what we call "the cencurut" that goes, "SRTTT SRTTTT" and that was embarrasing! Haha.
Wow, there are more and i'll type it later. My back is breaking and my tiny fingers are crampped up! Lets just put it this way.. TO BE CONTINUED!
Can we stop?
Muhammad Afdhal Ifwat
A little investigation i did.
FIRST CASE : Scream "ARGHHH" everybody!
So here's the story. When you're in the library, its weird when you scream "ARGHHH" and everybody will give the meanest bad ass look at you as if screaming "ARGHHH" is a bad word. Everybody knows its forbidden to scream in the library, even the librarians have gadgets such as parang or kapak to shut us up, don't mess with them librarians. Haha. So, what im saying is its weird! But, here's the fun part. When you're in an aeroplane, try scream "ARGHHH" and make sure you scream with the most ugliest face god has ever create. Haha. You know what will happen? Everybody will join you because in an aeroplane, it feels good to scream "ARGHHH" because you'll have back up singers with you! Haha.
SECOND CASE : What's kind of driver are you?
Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! So, what speed should we actually drive? Its either we're an idiot or we're a maniac. So don't yell or swear those drivers that drives slow or fast because if some one's slow, you must be a maniac to drive fast and if some one's fast, you must be an idiot to drive slow. So, think before you drive. Tell all the drivers in the world so that they'll know what type of drivers are they. It'll haunt them forever, trust me. My mum sold her car and she walks to work now! Haha.
So, that's two cases i managed to solve. I'll hit you guys with more cases soon. Think when you still have the brains, that's why you're born in this cruel world. To use your brain and to survive and live your life to the fullest, so don't dissapoint your mama and papa because they've gone through a lot of things before giving birth to you. Don't make mama and papa regret giving birth to you. Remember, make use of your brains! Damn im goooooood. Haha. God bless!