Happy Birthday, Dira!

Here's a cupcake for you. Eait it virtually, that's all i can give. Haha. Hadiah hutang dulu, will get back to you pretty soon! Anyway. I hope you have a wonderful day, you deserve it. You are a treasure and have a blast!

Tagged Again!

The rules:-Link to your tagger and post these rules.

List 8 random facts about yourself and tag 8 people

1. Hindustan film addict.
2. Have little moustache.
3. Very friendly.
4. Shortayy.
5. Animal lover.
6. Urine a lot.
7. Drools over chinese girls.
8. Too much mixed blood, not pure malay.

Tag

1. Kristina
2. Adikboy
3. Nabila
4. Ami
5. Ayyman
6. Dira
7. Heidi
8. Bqah

YOU

First name :
Darryl Ezreen.

Name you wish you had :
Malay name like.. Daud Ezlan or Abdul Aziz! Now that's cool. :D

What do people normally your name as:
Ezin, Shortayy, Ryl.

Birthday:
22nd March 1991

Bitrhplace:
Assunta Hospital

Time of birth:
I was in my mum's stomach, how do i know?

Single or taken:
Taken but available! Haha.

Zodiac sign :
Aries.

YOUR APPEARANCE

H0w tall are you:
Im very tall! 158 cm. Haha.

Wish you were taller:
Lets cecah 160 cm baby!

Eye colour:
Brown.

Hair color:
Very black.

Short or long hair:
Short for me, but long for parents.

Ever dye your hair a bizarre color:
I wish i had green hair. i like The Joker's hair.

Last time you did something dramatic with you hair:
Im doing it now!

glasses or contact:
Blind.

Do you were make up:
If i was in KISS! :D

Paint your nails :
No!

What color eye:
How many times cibai?

What color hair:
Bloody fool, out of questions ah?

Shy or outgoing :
Shy.

Sexy or cute:
Sexy lah, some more what? B-I-K-I-N-I! I like. Haha.

Serious or fun:
Fun and serious.

Older or younger than you:
MILF! Haha.

Turn on:
Funny people.

Turn off:
Boring people.

Flowers or chocolates:
Chocolates, but not the dark ones. Snickers!

Pepsi or coke:
Diet coke!

Rap or rock:
Rap! I like G-Unit, 2-Pac and Bone Thugs. Yaw Nigga! Haha.

Relationship or one night stand:
If im single, for sure its one night stand. Charlie Sheen style! Haha.

School or work:
School doing works.

Love or money:
Love with money to spend.

Movie or music:
Musical movie like Grease!

Country or city:
City.

Sunny or rainy days:
Rainy days with chicks without payung. Lets get wet! Haha.

Friends or family:
Mum, Siblings, Friends, Dad. In order!

Have you ever lie:
Yes, and im lying right now! Haha.

Stole something:
Of course! Haha.

Hurt someone close to you:
Too much. *this is getting touching*

Broke someone's heart:
A few minutes ago! :'(

Had you heart broken :
I told you, a few minutes ago! :'(

Wonder what was wrong with you:
Nah, im perfect! Haha.

Wish you were prince or princess:
Prince Caspian, Prince William, Princess Barbie.

Like someone who was taken:
Yes, Angelina Jolie. Why Brad Pitt? Me lah! Haha.

Saved your head:
What the hell? -.-"

Used chopstick:
Yes, to dig my nose. Haha.

Sang in the mirror to yourself :
No way. That's gay! Haha.

Favorite flower:
Chicken Shit Flower!

Candy :
Auntie Phillow's candies are the best!

Song :
ABBA, they're the legends.

Scent:
Natural smell!

Color:
Mixed colours.

Movie:
Twilight was the best, can't wait for the next sequal NEW MOON!

Singer:
Internet Artist. The Non Famous but talented ones. I like! :D

Junk food:
Twisties lah for shooo!

Website:
Megarotic.com, don't go to this website! Haha.

Location:
Im lost!

Animal:
All, especially the extinct ones!

MISC

Ever cried over someone:
Yes, and it was worth it!

Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself:
Yes, and its confidence!

Do you think you're attractive:
*blink eyes with top speed* Am i? Haha.

If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose:
One of the seven dwarfs in Snow White! Cool. Haha.

Do you play any sports:
Yes!

A Little Bit More!

SPM is finally over, and i really can't wait to finish my papers. Tomorrow will be Prinsip Perakauanan which is pretty hard for me. But i'll do my best, if i can answer the papers tomorrow, then my dreams of being an accountant akan tercapai! But if i can't, then i have to change my cita cita fast! Haha.

I Was Tagged. What Do you Expect?

1. The last person to tag you was?
Nabila.
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Macam Batman and Robin.
3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
1) Kau kelakar bila kau malu.
2) Kau geli kalau kau menangis.
3) Kau jahat sebab kau layan aku macam KOTEX.
4) Kau baik sebab kau dah buat macam macam utk aku.
5) Banyak lagi, aku je tahu. *alasan malas type* Haha.

4. The most memorable thing that she/he has ever done for you?
Teman aku kencing bila aku dah tahap kritikal separuh nyawa nak mati tak tahan nak kencing and aku terpaksa kencing kat tempatorang DBKL tidur. Bad, but i had to! My bladder was exploding. Haha.

5. The most memorable word that she/he has said to you?
Banyak tapi sekarang yang mengingatkan aku kat dia is.. "aku ke ni :'(" Bapak geli nabila cara kau cakap. Kenapa kau terasa bila baca benda tu? Tak malu, bukan kita kata kat dia pun. Haha.

6. If she/he becomes your lover, you..
I will sell her to the flasher guys, pakistan ampang guys, mat rempit guys or anyone who wants to get jiggy wiggy with her. Haha.

7. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will
Be nice to her and buy her popcorn, candies and air balloons for her. Then i'd take her to the park and play see saw with her. Then i'll walk her home, and i'll wave goodbye and smile very sweeeeeeeeeet. Yes, that's what i'll do! :D

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on.
BE BETTER, FASTER, STRONGERRRRRRRR! Haha.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is.
I don't think she won't because i don't want to waste my time buying her candies, balloons and all those gay stuffs. Haha.

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her are.
Whatever she wants, i'll do it! Cewah. Haha.

11. Overall impression towards him/her is
Gelinya :( Haha. No lah, overall she's PERFECT!

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
She looks old, and her face wil be like the minah in that place, or the minah in this place, her face is all over the place. Everywhere she goes people will be like, "you girlfriend jaafar yeh" or "eh you duduk kosas yeh". Haha.

13. Who is your ideal?
*the silent moment*

14. What do you hate about yourself?
Can't make her to stay being friends with me, dah cuba macam macam dah tapi tak berkesan. Takpe, i'll never ever stop! Muahaha.

15. For the people who care for you and like you, say something about them?
Think again lah, jangan menyesal di hari kelak sudah lah ye. Betul!

16. 5 people to tag answer :
1) Kris
2) Ayyman
3) Bqah
4) Dira
5) Nana Nanot

Yoga Is "Haram" Now?

PUTRAJAYA, Nov 22 (Bernama) -- The National Fatwa Council has ruled that yoga is 'haram" for Muslims.Its chairman, Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin said only the physical aspect of yoga without the mantras and elements of worshipping outwardly was not wrong (in Islam).However, he said, yoga was not to be encouraged among Muslims for fear that it could erode their Islamic faith since the physical part was a component of yoga practice as a whole.He said there were three stages to yoga practice, which originated from the Hindus, -- first, the physical aspect which is the exercise part; second the mantras and worshipping and third the unification of oneself with God."Therefore, members of the council reached a consensus that any practice, regardless of type and in whatever form that have such elements, contradict Islamic teachings," he told a press conference here.Abdul Shukor said the matter was decided at the 83rd National Fatwa Council meeting held in Kota Baharu from Oct 22 to 24 and that the decision would be conveyed to the respective state religious councils for gazetting.He said yoga practice among Muslims had also been banned in Singapore and Egypt.Abdul Shukor said various programmes would be carried out by the Islamic Development Department (Jakim) to enlighten Muslims on yoga.He also advised Muslims to get information on any exercise programme before practising them to ensure that they would not affect their religious faith.He said there were many other ways which Muslims could do to exercise for health, like praying.Yoga has been practised since 3000 BC and is said to be able to slow down the ageing process, reduce the risk of diabetes, asthma and heart-related diseases.

So much for PERPADUAN KAUM! Doing this will just lead to a world full of racist. Thanks extreme muslim guys for making this thing happen, we'll see what will happen in the future about your so called MALAYSIA NEGARA BERBILANG KAUM!

Dah Ada Geng Baru Eh?

Selama ni kan, aku sedih sangat kita dah tak mcm dulu. Aku rindu sangat kat kau. Tapi kau dah ada geng baru. Kejap je kau dapat pengganti kan? Aku harap kau bahagia dgn geng baru kau. Lepas kau kata kita bukan geng lagi, aku rasa mcm nak mati je. Hehe. Takpe lah. Aku tunggu je lah sampai geng baru aku dtg. Doakan aku dapat geng baru ye. Sementara tunggu geng baru, pandai pandai lah aku jaga diri ye dak? Hehe. Bye!

SPM : The Final War Of The Teen Life

SPM is in a few days and im 50/50 ready. So wish me luck in my exams and i hope to get good grades so that i can further my studies to Universities. My main mission! Haha. With education, i can have a bright future to take care of myself and be responsible to get ready for the adult world. So everyone, please think about yours studies and where will you be after your SPM. Don't waste your time by hanging out with friends and wasting your time because life is not easy without education. Okay? I hope i will do my best, with the guide from ALLAH SWT i'll make sure i'll make my parents proud and show them that i really can do it and i hope i can prove them wrong. Yeah! Haha. Take care everyone and have a nice life ahead! (;

Mintak Maaf Day!

Today all of us had to salam the teachers in school, ask their forgiveness and to get blessings from them. It was fun because every teacher that teached me any subjects gave me interesting comments. By the way, i combed my hair today so no one said "darryl, rambut tu potong lah dah macam kumpulan the beatles dah tuuu" Haha. So here's what some of the teachers said to me and my friends!

Cikgu Wanda : Bahasa Melayu

"Darryl, rajin datang pulak kau ke sekolah ye? Banyak awak masih hutang dgn saya jadi jangan lupa ye. Buat yang terbaik utk SPM awak, jangan asyik nak tidur lepas jawab paper. Lagi satu, jangan gopoh gopoh jawab soalan. Tenangkan otak kamu tu!"

Cikgu Roslin : Accounts

"Seminggu tak ada exams nanti banyak banyak lah buat latihan dokumen. Ingat, awak tu pandai cuma awak malas je. Senang kalau awak usaha kan? Tengok perubahan awak, dulu awak tak boleh tapi sekarang awak dah boleh. At least semua kredit ye? Itu target cikgu utk awak!"

Ustazah Jamaliah : Agama Islam

"Ustazah bukan nak cakap apa, kamu tu banyak main main dalam kelas. Latihan buat tapi hantarnya? Tak pernah pun saya tengok latihan kamu. Kamu bagus, cuma kamu kena fokus bahagian kertas satu! Ingat cik abang oi, mulakan dgn pendahuluan soalan. Kamu tu asyik lupa je. Insyallah tuhan akan bantu kamu semua sekiranya kamu semua berusaha. Doa!"

Cikgu Rozila : Cikgu Tinggi Selalu Tegur Rambut

"Kamu ada adik form three ke? Muka sebijik cam awak, rambut pun macam awak. Tak ada? Tapi kenapa muka awak macam dia? Apa? Muka awak fotostat? Memang pun, dah banyak jenis manusia dah muka cam kau. Haha. Apa apa pun, jawab exam betul betul. Selamat berjaya!"

Cikgu Soh : Science Teacher

"Saya bukan doa kamu sahaja, saya doa kamu semua. Ingat, sebelum jawab apa apa soalan baca doa dahulu. Kalau tara percaya, kamu semua cuba. Betul saya cakap, bukan main main punya. Jangan main mercun sekarang sebab kamu akan ganggu orang lain, nak main mercun kita main last day. Saya pun mahu join. Baik? Selamat menjawab."

Pengetua : The Big Boss

"Tak banyak saya nak berkata, semua cikgu dah kata apa yang saya nak kata. Cuma.. Elakkan dari tengok cerita lucah atau tengok benda benda yang lucah. Kerana, benda benda lucah itu lah yang akan mengganggu fikiran kamu jadi jangan lah. Saya merayu, kamu semua jaga disiplin dan kawal nafsu awak tu. Ingat, kamu boleh berjaya. Students, you are the best!"

So, that's what the teachers said to me and some friends. Oh god, this is getting touching and sad. I'll be missing all of the things in SMK Hillcrest, including the hot mak cik kantins and the pak guards, taking charge of the school's koperasi, all of them. Yeah!

Hero Of SMK Hillcrest!

Soh Boon Ghee? He's a legend. The best science teacher i've ever had. The most funniest and caring teacher i've ever known. The most respected teacher of all time. Dressed with his Ray Ban spectacles and with his "BG" belt buckle, how can we not say he's the man? Not to forget, his old school car that he drives to school everyday, the one and only classic limited edition Nissan Sunny. Haha. Sir, everyone will be missing you and we hope that you'll keep on being the best teacher that SMK Hillcrest ever had. After SPM, you can't potong potong my hair already. Haha. But i'll miss the way you warn me about my hair, the way you urut me when im sleeping in the science lab, the way you ask me to ketuk ketampi if i don't wear any pas keluar, the way you jerit "pelajar" from far, the way you give me seringgit if i get to answer your science questions, and many more memories will remain forever. Sir, we'll meet again. Pray for your students success, and may the force be with you! (;

Friends!

Friends? They'll be the one that i'll miss the most. Ending high school, sounds like fun right? Trust me, it won't be as fun as you think. Friends are the reason i go to school everyday. To laugh with them, to be with them, to study with them, to ponteng kelas with them, to go rehat with them, to teman them to the tandas, to do almost everything with them. But when high school ends, can you do all those things with your friends? Well, ending high school means departure. People come and go. That's not fun, it is very sad. But friends, even how far we are i want you guys to know that forever you guys will be in my heart. Thinking about every each and one of you, until the day i end my life. This is dedicated to all my friends, even if we only talk for a second a day or only had the chance to smile when we see each other, you guys are my friends until the end. Much love, from darryl ezreen. God bless you all and to the people that's sitting for SPM, lets do our thang and get amazing grades alright? Forgive everything i've done and to all the peeps that did wrong things to me, aku halalkan je lah. Boring lah gaduh gaduh dgn korang. So, we're all even. Haha. Peace out! :D

Is This What Guys Like In A Girl?

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls.

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

9. How cute they are when they argue.

10. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the phone after you just had a big.

15. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

RIP : The Unborn

This is the baby that didn't make it. This poor baby came out a day after those three were born. Sorry if this picture is too.. You know what i mean right? Well, god bless this baby and hope that she'll be born again in better place. Much love!

The Babies That Made It!

The babies that made it alive. The white one is a male and he's the eldest and his name is Shiro. The second one that came out was Daisy, the brown one with the pink nose. And my favourite is the youngest one, she's a female and with a black nose like her mum, her name is Tiger. Well, can't wait for them to grow a bit old so that they can run here and there and everywhere. Right now, they've just learned how to walk. Hehe.

The Next Generation!

After weeks waiting for her stomach to burst, she gave birth to four cute babies. Hehe. This picture was taken two weeks ago. I'll update more of the baby pictures soon! :D

Habbo : My Second Life!

Darryl Ezreen's back! Haha. Well, when i was gone i was busy doing so many things and the best thing i did was being in a virtual world called Habbo. Register now, for people that's bored or sad with their life, spend an hour or two in Habbo and im sure you'll have lots of fun so that you can get out from the messes in your first world. Oh god, what am i doing telling people about this? Well join if you want to try, it looks like a kids game but no its not! Dah lah, nyampah nak explain pepanjang. Haha. Try it yourself now! Hehe.

Go to : habbo.com.my