Malaysian Peoples!

Today, i went to KLCC to sell my CD's. I brought like twenty cd's to sell, and thank god it was perfect. Ten of them were sold and i had ten more left. So here's the fun part! Haha. My bestfriend ridzuan and i suddenly came up with the Malaysian General Knowledge thingy. So we stopped people and use the same line like "Semekom, stop for awhile boleh tak? We're from DAUN and we're here to ask you a few questions and we're giving away this cd's for free if you can answer our very hard questions. Are you up for it?". Here's how it went. Haha.

1) Here's the first person we stopped. We didn't get his name but we still remember his face. His face was like a shaved Jaafar Onn. He's funny! In this case, we'll call him J-O, not J-LO okay! Haha.

Ridzuan : Hi, lepak mana merdeka?

J-O : Sini sini je cari awek. *buat muka gedik*

Darryl : So dah sedia nak jawab?

J-O : Insyallah dah. CD apa aku dapat ni?

Darryl : *shows cd*

J-O : Wow, aku minat kumpulan ni. Cepat tanya!

Ridzuan : Okay, here we go. Siapakah bini kedua Tunku Abdul Rahman?

J-O : Alamak.. Err.. Siapa ek?

Darryl : Ten seconds left, faster faster!

J-O : Latipah, Zubaidah, Syaripah.. Kan?

Darryl and Ridzuan : Tetttttttttttt!

J-O : Laaaaa. Apa jawapan dia?

Ridzuan : Jawapan nya.. Dia kahwin satu je lah, mana ada isteri kedua.

All : *laughs until tergolek golek*

J-O : Err.. Cd dapat tak?

Darryl and Ridzuan : Takkkkkkkk!

2) Here's the second one. This time we interview a girl who looks very clever. Her face is like the "are you smarter than a fifth grader" face one. So we already knew that she might win the cd. Here we go! By the way, she was so cute. She weared tudung and she had that gelang kaki like when she walk will bunyi "ching ching" one. Awwwww! Okay cut the crap. Haha.

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : Hi, celebrate merdeka kat sini ke kak?

Ching Ching : Hihi. Tak lah. Kat mana mana je asal ada kawan. Hihi.

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : Darryl, nak tanya soalan apa ek?

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : *smacks darryl's head until he finally stopped drooling*

Ching Ching : Hihi.

Ridzuan : Darryl! Tanya lah apa slogan merdeka tahun ini.

Darryl : Aku lupa lah. Malu aku nak tanya. Kau lah tanya!
Ridzuan : Kau pun tak tahu. Aku lagi lah tak tahu.

Ching Ching : Hihi.

Ridzuan : Okay lah kakak, sorry buat akak tunggu.

Ching Ching : Tak apa. Hihi.

Darryl : Da-da-da-da-h rea-rea-dy ke-ke-ke?

Ching Ching : Dah lah. Hihi.

Ridzuan : Apa slogan merdeka tahun ini?

Ching Ching : *shouts and do the tugu negara pose* PERPADUAN TERAS KEJAYAAN!

Darryl and Ridzuan : Yeay! *act like we know what's the answer*

Ching Ching : Hihi.

The other interviews we had was boring so these are the only two people that was fun to talk with. Haha. After ching ching left, ridzuan and i gave a big high five to each other because we finally know what's the slogan for this year. We are proud to be malaysians. By the way, its the 51st year already kan? Err. I don't actually remember. Haha. God bless malaysia. MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

Family Photo 1996!

Gangsta Family.

Amir Merale - Dad

Norashikin Husain - Mum

Darryl Ezreen - 1st

Sean Ezmeer - 2nd

Melissa Heidi - 3rd

A Weird Guy in Class!

Haha. He's not a normal human being. His left ear is what we call in malay, "cacat" which means not normal. Well, i pity him for having that kind of left ear but what to do? Its god's creation so god must have did that to make him be some one special. Who knows what can happen in the future right? But after feeling sorry for him, we finally had the guts to ask him, "bro, telinga kau memang dari lahir ke macam ni" and what he said really made us crack up so bad until he became a legend in school. Here's the conversation we had! His name will not be shown as it will embarass him if people know about him so i'll just call him Ash in this case.

Darryl : Hi, boleh tanya tak?
Ash Ketchum : Apa kau nak?
Darryl : *looks at his ear"
Ash Ketchum : Cepat lah, aku busy ni.
Darryl : *shocked*
Ash Ketchum : Woi, pekak ke?
Darryl : Sorry. Telinga kau memang macam tu yeh?
Ash Ketchum : Kau tak tahu ke? *rubbed his ears tenderly*
Darryl : Dari lahir ke macam tu?
Ash Ketchum : Macam ni. Dulu masa aku kecik, aku tengah main kat garden belakang rumah aku. So, bila aku tengah main tu aku nampak lah semak semak bergerak. Aku ingat ular, so aku approach lah kan. Alangkah terkejutnya aku. *laughed suddenly* Aku jumpa pikachu, dia tengah intai aku. *explained how cute pikachu was* Bila aku kejar dia and nak tangkap dia, dia lari laju sangat. Aku terjatuh. Bila aku terjatuh tu, ada satu benda macam Jet langgar telinga aku sampai hancur. Aku pengsan. Bila aku sedar, macam ni lah rupanya. Shhh! Diam diam tau. Aku tak nak orang tahu yang aku dah jumpa pikachu. *smiles and continue doing his homework*
Darryl : *kept quiet for days*

Well, that was what he said. Oh my god, ain't he a special kid? Where got pikachu in malaysia. You should be in my shoes, then you'll know how funny it was. Especially when he laughed suddenly before telling me it was pikachu and when he explained to me how pikachu looked like in real life. Haha. Take note, this happened years ago. He's all grown up now. No hard feeling ash ketchum, i just feel that you're hilarious and cute. God bless him!

Classmates!

You guys are so funny. everday i go to school, you'll be the only one who'll talk to me. If you guys won't talk to me, touching touching with me, or mad at me, i'd still come and disturb you guys until you whack me or bitch-slap me or lay the smackdown on me, which is the best feeling ever. Makes me in the mood if you guys do that! Hahaha. Without you guys, our class sucks. Imagine, the class ruled by Asyari and his friends, it'll be a Pokemon Lab. Or perhaps imagine Mustafa ruled the class, he'll make everyone grow a beard and wear a time bomb everywhere he goes. You'll die one aaaa if you call him osama bin laden! Haha. Well, to my classmates in 5 perintis especially Yana, Tot, Mylia, Ami, Boy, Ejud, Naqeb and Zamir, you guys are the one who makes my life super duper! :D

Postponed?

Oh my god, after days of practice it was psotponed in the very last minute? I mean, why the hell should it be postponed when its a nice date to organize a wondeful event? My bandmates and I went through hell. We sweat for like hours and we smelled like onions after practice, and you postponed it? One more thing, do you know that SPM is in November? You think people would come on that day? Since every band is out, im sorry to say that my band's out too. No offense but you suck! *smiles widely like a horse*

BBQ PARTY!

We had the best BBQ party ever. Finally after a few years not spending time as bestfriends, we got the time and even if it was a last minute plan, it turned out to be the best party i've ever went. Even if that party didn't have topless girls, bottomless guys, boozes, cigars, club music or dj's, it is still the most memorable moment in my life. We only had chickens, sausages, nuggets, meat sticks, sirap and sarsi, a shisha machine and a canon camera. With only this, we fulfilled ans satisfied our needs! Haha. Here are some pictures from the BBQ party we had and let me introduce you guys some of my bestest friends! :D

NAZMI

He's my sidekick, he's the most "mat indon" guy you'll ever meet. He's the supplier for weed and pot in taman seri gombak. He's a number one Devourment fan and he's very good in mathematics and he's the macho man in my class, give it up for nazmi. Haha.

AHMYN

He's the king of tagged photos, wherever there's camera there's always ahmyn. He's the legend of rock and roll, he's tall and he's obssesed with tight skinny jeans that makes his ass look very mantap. He's good in studies too, even if he's a mat rempit and goes to school by motorcycle he's the coolest person you'll ever know. SAHAJA HANDSHAKE! Haha.

SHEN

What can i say? She eats a lot, she's the worst bully you'll ever meet and she whacks everyone in her way. She may look like she's lopek, but please i warn you do not mess with her. She'll kick you with her long legs and won't stop kicking until you'll say you're sorry. How do i know? Well, i was a victim before! Haha.

MIUL

He's very shy, he was the one that did a lot of works. He even burnt his hands and jeans and ass frying those chickens. he's also the owner of that shisha thingy, he's the professor in shisha flavour. We mixed sirap, and even used the strawberry and cola flavour and we got very high until we almost took our pants off. Right miul? Haha.

ZAMIR

He's the one that helped me organized this BBQ and everything took place at his crib. His place was dope, he had a bigger LCD tv than mine and i was very jealous until. Daddy, buy a bigger one aaaaa! Haha. He's a rich bitch, he drives a BMW and he is a pimp without pimples! Next round zamir, naked ladies okay? Haha.

IZZAT AZAR

Move everybody, boy's in the house! Haha. He's the big guy and he's gay. Haha. Too obsessed with "The Click Five" until he went to all of their shows in Malaysia. His father is the "orang kuat" at Genting Arena Of Stars so he can get free ticktes easily. Yes boy, only you watched live. We only watched at home. Kan kan? Haha.

NADIA

Awwwww, she may look like she's cute but she's the demon! Haha. She's the best classmate in class, we always have our buffet breakfast together in class early in the morning and she's the one that eats the most. Haha. She's the one who goes "tak ada siapa nak kawan dgn aku" and all the people will go "awwwww" but not me, i'll kick your ass, cik tot. Haha. See you next tuesday!

SYAFINA

Her mum was the one who peram-ed the chicken and used the latest chef wan recipe which was the best BBQ chicken we all ever had. She's the talking radio in class. She'll be pot-pet pot-peting like non stop and even mr soh boon ghee couldn't stop her. Haha. She took a puff from the shisha thingy and coughed as if she's almost dead. C-U-T-E! Haha.

MYSELF

He's cute, he's cute, he's cute! Haha. What can i say about myself? What do you expect aaaa? I ain't them peeps who's merendah diri one. Haha. Well, i was the one that planned this party secara suka suka and im glad everyone enjoyed. Too bad i can't over night at zamir's place because you know laaaa my dad will go gila one looking for me. Haha. It was also my first time having that shisha, because my lungs was a virgin before i sedut sedut that shisha machine and lost my lungs virginity to the smoke from the shisha thingy. Haha. God bless everyone!

The Return Of The Little Devil.

Why.. Why.. Oh good lord, why are you letting this happen to me? I thought my school holidays would be the best, but why are you doing this to me? How could you let this happen? Why didn't you stop this, why.. Its easier if you torture me then for me to go through this. I can't take it anymore, its only a few hours she's home but i already feel like commiting suicide. I've plans, maybe i'll hang myself and write "damn you little stinky creature" on a little piece of paper and shove it up my gigantic nostrils. So, if this is the last blog im writing i want you guys to know that we'll meet again in heaven because i just can't stand being at home with "the girl that should be in hell". Goodbye! * sniff sniff* Well everyone, if you want to know who's this little monster im talking about.. She is my sister and she's back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Things I Do At Home When She's Not Around..

1) Run around naked at home and play Dance Dance Revolution tanpa seurat benang. Haha.
2) Manja manja with my cats, hamsters and turtles. Kiss them, penyek them, hug them and make love! Haha.
3) Sleep in her room which is relaxing and i can "kencing malam" and make maps using my saliva. Haha.

Things I Have To Do When She's Back..

1) Maybe wear "jubah" while playing Dance Dance Revolution.
2) Hate animals to show my "gangster" self. No more "ala bucuk bucuk". Only "CHAITTTT" is allowed.
3) Sleep on the couch and suffer from muscle pain and butt cramps when i wake up.

Best Live Performance Photo!

FOUR YEAR STRONG

SET YOUR GOALS

A DAY TO REMEMBER

5 Perintis Class Photo!

Psssst, do you know where am i in this photo? Haha.

Kristina Faye Valdez De Rozario

This is a special thanks to you, because of you i finally created this blog! Thanks to you for giving "kaupahal.blogspot.com" as an idea for me to use it as my url. Sounds so mat rempit, and its very cooooooooool actually. Psssst, i almost letak my url as "adoyai" and only you know how beautiful that word can be! Haha. We'll talk more in the future and i won't stop stalking you because that's my job. Haha. By the way, you're gonna get some whackings for me because you told me knive in kristang is "fcker" but when i told my dad and asked him, he gave me a ceramah because he thought i was making a joke using the word "fucker". It is "faca" laaaaaaaaaaa! Haha. Well, go figure this out. It is in kristang. "Kristina é gordura. Kristina cheiros. Mas, mesmo aquilo que está cada vez Kristina, ela ainda é a melhor. Kristina Go go". Haha. See you in school!

Intan, ingat tak ingat tak?

Well, these are some very sweeeeeet experience i've gone through with intan. Just by reading the title, im sure you guys don't know what the hell im talking about. To you guys, must be lame and a waste of time reading this but i just want to post it because i just miss everything!

1) I miss playing guitar with you, you always destroy all the beautiful songs you sing! Remember we played that mat rempit song and remixed it? Haha. I still can't forget your cute little fingers, instead of playing chord G you invented a new chord by pressing god-knows-what! Haha. We bought the guitar on your birthday and we played at KLCC's park and we were asked to go play some where else by them pak guards. Kan kan? When mama picked you up at KLCC, i thought you'd waved goooooodbye but you were just too obsessed with that guitar and you didn't even look at me. You were too busy molesting that guitar. Evil woman, that's what you are! Haha.

2) I miss eating with you, you always burp so loud even infront of everyone. The sound of burp, to you its like the melody of your life, kan kan? Guess what, i am not shy to see you burp even if it sounds like a monster that's very hungry. Haha. You have a very skinny figure, but you eat like a sumo wrestler. I just love watching you stuff everything in your body, you're like an eating machine. But still no perut buncit. So jealous, look at mine. Its boroi, remember when i shake shake it and you were like "ah-hak ah-hak" padahal saje nak tengok i malukan diri! You meanie, i'll whack you when i see you. Haha.

3) I miss watching DVD's with you at home. Remember when we watched "two and a half men" and you didn't understand the joke but you laughed just to make sure i enjoy watching it with you? You're sweeeeeeet, but next time tell me lah if you don't like that tv series, if i knew that you didn't like "two and a half men", i'd pasang all the tamil movies so that you could cry and whack me in every sad or tragic tamil scene. Yenaday? Haha. I first hated watching tamil films, but when you came into my life i find tamil movies are better than any movies. "DHOOM" was better than "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" and "PRIA PRIA" had more interesting fight scenes than "BRUCE LEE'S ENTER THE DRAGON". Haha. I just love watching tamil heroes. The qualifications being a tamil hero is you have to have a thick misai and you have to wear a pagoda shirt with kain pelekat, and your weapon is a white towel so that you could lay the smackdown on everyone in your way, that's when the "DUSH DUSH" part comes. Haha.

4) I miss laughing with you, we always laugh like horses and show everyone our teeth! You always crack when i act like a gangster. Why? Is it so funny to see a kid that's small being a gangster? Im very gangster okay, even if my height tak cecah 160 cm, i can always beat the shit out of you. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! Haha. Remember when we were bad mouthing a group of mat rempits and suddenly all of them were my friends? We were like "geli kan mat rempit tu, dah lah seluar singkat baju besar rambut pulak curly kat ekor" and suddenly "darryl, buat tak nampak je ke brader? meh lah lepak dulu bai! pak lu, sap kok lu, gi mane? tak function ah balik awal. awek kau ke?" then they did the mat rempit sound, what we call "the cencurut" that goes, "SRTTT SRTTTT" and that was embarrasing! Haha.

Wow, there are more and i'll type it later. My back is breaking and my tiny fingers are crampped up! Lets just put it this way.. TO BE CONTINUED!

Can we stop?

Its been awhile since we last met. We don't talk much now, you're busy with taking care of grandma and im busy with my tuition every night. But that doesn't make me give up talking to you. I tried everything i could to make sure you don't feel left out, but we always end up in fights. Every time we text each other, every time we talk in the phone, we'll always fight. Why? Here's what i think. Maybe the situation at your place is very bad, and that explains why you're tired and always not in the mood. But my reason calling you or texting you is not because i want to add more troubles. I just thought i could be a good boyfriend being there for you when you're down. I thought i could help, instead we end up fighting. But you know what? I'll never give up, as a boyfriend its my job to be with you every day and i will always be with you. Even if you need me or not, i will. Can't wait to meet you next wednesday, we'll go shopping again and i'll be glad to carry all those bags for you. We'll also go makan that nasi goreng with very hot sambal belacan, i'll be honored to wipe your peluh peluh! I just miss you but every time i want to tell you mesti tak sempat! Can we like stop fighting? So, even how bad our relationship is at the moment, i won't ever leave you. I told you before im your small and tiny knight and shining armor right? Hehe. I LOVE YOU!

Muhammad Afdhal Ifwat

Where the hell have you been man? Only god knows how much everyone misses you. After you moved to another school, things were different. Even i changed to a teknik school which sucked so bad! Haha. But i came back to SMK Hillcrest hoping that you and the old gangs are still there but everyone has changed after you left. There were so many things we've been through where i busted my lips laughing just by watching you. Remember the trip to Langkawi? Haha. You dressed up like Daddy Yankee and everyone was like laughing, you and you're Dragon shirt, 3/4 pants and the "mat rempit" yellow boots. Some even mistaked you for the guys who sells cd in the pasar malam, that bloody dragon shirt is the best you can wear? Haha. Then, when you were having a serious cirit birit day in school in 2006. While you were doing your thing in the toilet, Shuffrey and Shah took your underwear and hang it and the school's badminton court and you had to wear your school pants without your underwear and your pants were wet with water stains as if you pissed in your pants. Haha. That was classic! Also when we were kids, your house were just close to the cyber cafe and everytime your mummy wants to call you back she'll yell like a crazy woman "afdaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll" from far and everybody will look at you and laugh. Haha. Also, when it was the report card day. You failed a lot of subjects and were so scared that your mummy will come. I still can remember your face that time bro! Haha. When your mum came, you were like "sumpah, balik ni mesti aku kena wrestling. esok kalau aku tak sekolah maksudnya aku dah mati lah tu. apa aku nak jawab kat mak aku ni." Haha. Man, there are so many things i wanna type about you. But its getting late, i'll talk about you later bestfriend. You're my hero! Haha. Wherever you are, please remember your friends here and come with your Proton Waja and visit us lah babiiiiiiiiii! Haha. God bless you, we'll meet again! (;

A little investigation i did.

Well, i've finally made use of my brain. I think now's the right time for me to start thinking out of the box. It feels good when you're using your brain, especially after a few years not using it. Duh, that explains why people call me names and everything. Haha. Cut the crap! So, here's something i actually have thought about and it goes like this..

FIRST CASE : Scream "ARGHHH" everybody!

So here's the story. When you're in the library, its weird when you scream "ARGHHH" and everybody will give the meanest bad ass look at you as if screaming "ARGHHH" is a bad word. Everybody knows its forbidden to scream in the library, even the librarians have gadgets such as parang or kapak to shut us up, don't mess with them librarians. Haha. So, what im saying is its weird! But, here's the fun part. When you're in an aeroplane, try scream "ARGHHH" and make sure you scream with the most ugliest face god has ever create. Haha. You know what will happen? Everybody will join you because in an aeroplane, it feels good to scream "ARGHHH" because you'll have back up singers with you! Haha.

SECOND CASE : What's kind of driver are you?

Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! So, what speed should we actually drive? Its either we're an idiot or we're a maniac. So don't yell or swear those drivers that drives slow or fast because if some one's slow, you must be a maniac to drive fast and if some one's fast, you must be an idiot to drive slow. So, think before you drive. Tell all the drivers in the world so that they'll know what type of drivers are they. It'll haunt them forever, trust me. My mum sold her car and she walks to work now! Haha.

So, that's two cases i managed to solve. I'll hit you guys with more cases soon. Think when you still have the brains, that's why you're born in this cruel world. To use your brain and to survive and live your life to the fullest, so don't dissapoint your mama and papa because they've gone through a lot of things before giving birth to you. Don't make mama and papa regret giving birth to you. Remember, make use of your brains! Damn im goooooood. Haha. God bless!

Tenenenenet!

After a few days thinking what to do with this blogspot thingy, i've finally decided to write. well, todays' not a very good day to me. Im suffering from a very bad stomach ache, i think its because i played Dance Dance Revolution too much. What, you don't believe me? Well, try eating nasi lemak with extra sambal, and then drink a cup of iced milo whcih is kept for a few days in a fridge, after that go shake your booty playing DDR and then you'll know what im going through. If you have the same problem as i am, high five and go post a blog about it too! Haha. Well, i better be going now. I've to pay my tuition fee and speeeeeeeeeeed to the infamous mamak shop to buy some cat foods. My cats are very hungry. Want prove? They ate their own poo poo! Yummy? Don't worry, i already gave my cats lessons they deserve by spinning them in the washing machine. Haha. I'll type more in the future. God bless!