Happy Birthday, Dira!

Here's a cupcake for you. Eait it virtually, that's all i can give. Haha. Hadiah hutang dulu, will get back to you pretty soon! Anyway. I hope you have a wonderful day, you deserve it. You are a treasure and have a blast!

Tagged Again!

The rules:-Link to your tagger and post these rules.

List 8 random facts about yourself and tag 8 people

1. Hindustan film addict.
2. Have little moustache.
3. Very friendly.
4. Shortayy.
5. Animal lover.
6. Urine a lot.
7. Drools over chinese girls.
8. Too much mixed blood, not pure malay.

Tag

1. Kristina
2. Adikboy
3. Nabila
4. Ami
5. Ayyman
6. Dira
7. Heidi
8. Bqah

YOU

First name :
Darryl Ezreen.

Name you wish you had :
Malay name like.. Daud Ezlan or Abdul Aziz! Now that's cool. :D

What do people normally your name as:
Ezin, Shortayy, Ryl.

Birthday:
22nd March 1991

Bitrhplace:
Assunta Hospital

Time of birth:
I was in my mum's stomach, how do i know?

Single or taken:
Taken but available! Haha.

Zodiac sign :
Aries.

YOUR APPEARANCE

H0w tall are you:
Im very tall! 158 cm. Haha.

Wish you were taller:
Lets cecah 160 cm baby!

Eye colour:
Brown.

Hair color:
Very black.

Short or long hair:
Short for me, but long for parents.

Ever dye your hair a bizarre color:
I wish i had green hair. i like The Joker's hair.

Last time you did something dramatic with you hair:
Im doing it now!

glasses or contact:
Blind.

Do you were make up:
If i was in KISS! :D

Paint your nails :
No!

What color eye:
How many times cibai?

What color hair:
Bloody fool, out of questions ah?

Shy or outgoing :
Shy.

Sexy or cute:
Sexy lah, some more what? B-I-K-I-N-I! I like. Haha.

Serious or fun:
Fun and serious.

Older or younger than you:
MILF! Haha.

Turn on:
Funny people.

Turn off:
Boring people.

Flowers or chocolates:
Chocolates, but not the dark ones. Snickers!

Pepsi or coke:
Diet coke!

Rap or rock:
Rap! I like G-Unit, 2-Pac and Bone Thugs. Yaw Nigga! Haha.

Relationship or one night stand:
If im single, for sure its one night stand. Charlie Sheen style! Haha.

School or work:
School doing works.

Love or money:
Love with money to spend.

Movie or music:
Musical movie like Grease!

Country or city:
City.

Sunny or rainy days:
Rainy days with chicks without payung. Lets get wet! Haha.

Friends or family:
Mum, Siblings, Friends, Dad. In order!

Have you ever lie:
Yes, and im lying right now! Haha.

Stole something:
Of course! Haha.

Hurt someone close to you:
Too much. *this is getting touching*

Broke someone's heart:
A few minutes ago! :'(

Had you heart broken :
I told you, a few minutes ago! :'(

Wonder what was wrong with you:
Nah, im perfect! Haha.

Wish you were prince or princess:
Prince Caspian, Prince William, Princess Barbie.

Like someone who was taken:
Yes, Angelina Jolie. Why Brad Pitt? Me lah! Haha.

Saved your head:
What the hell? -.-"

Used chopstick:
Yes, to dig my nose. Haha.

Sang in the mirror to yourself :
No way. That's gay! Haha.

Favorite flower:
Chicken Shit Flower!

Candy :
Auntie Phillow's candies are the best!

Song :
ABBA, they're the legends.

Scent:
Natural smell!

Color:
Mixed colours.

Movie:
Twilight was the best, can't wait for the next sequal NEW MOON!

Singer:
Internet Artist. The Non Famous but talented ones. I like! :D

Junk food:
Twisties lah for shooo!

Website:
Megarotic.com, don't go to this website! Haha.

Location:
Im lost!

Animal:
All, especially the extinct ones!

MISC

Ever cried over someone:
Yes, and it was worth it!

Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself:
Yes, and its confidence!

Do you think you're attractive:
*blink eyes with top speed* Am i? Haha.

If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose:
One of the seven dwarfs in Snow White! Cool. Haha.

Do you play any sports:
Yes!

A Little Bit More!

SPM is finally over, and i really can't wait to finish my papers. Tomorrow will be Prinsip Perakauanan which is pretty hard for me. But i'll do my best, if i can answer the papers tomorrow, then my dreams of being an accountant akan tercapai! But if i can't, then i have to change my cita cita fast! Haha.

I Was Tagged. What Do you Expect?

1. The last person to tag you was?
Nabila.
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Macam Batman and Robin.
3. Your 5 impressions towards him/her?
1) Kau kelakar bila kau malu.
2) Kau geli kalau kau menangis.
3) Kau jahat sebab kau layan aku macam KOTEX.
4) Kau baik sebab kau dah buat macam macam utk aku.
5) Banyak lagi, aku je tahu. *alasan malas type* Haha.

4. The most memorable thing that she/he has ever done for you?
Teman aku kencing bila aku dah tahap kritikal separuh nyawa nak mati tak tahan nak kencing and aku terpaksa kencing kat tempatorang DBKL tidur. Bad, but i had to! My bladder was exploding. Haha.

5. The most memorable word that she/he has said to you?
Banyak tapi sekarang yang mengingatkan aku kat dia is.. "aku ke ni :'(" Bapak geli nabila cara kau cakap. Kenapa kau terasa bila baca benda tu? Tak malu, bukan kita kata kat dia pun. Haha.

6. If she/he becomes your lover, you..
I will sell her to the flasher guys, pakistan ampang guys, mat rempit guys or anyone who wants to get jiggy wiggy with her. Haha.

7. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will
Be nice to her and buy her popcorn, candies and air balloons for her. Then i'd take her to the park and play see saw with her. Then i'll walk her home, and i'll wave goodbye and smile very sweeeeeeeeeet. Yes, that's what i'll do! :D

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on.
BE BETTER, FASTER, STRONGERRRRRRRR! Haha.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is.
I don't think she won't because i don't want to waste my time buying her candies, balloons and all those gay stuffs. Haha.

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her are.
Whatever she wants, i'll do it! Cewah. Haha.

11. Overall impression towards him/her is
Gelinya :( Haha. No lah, overall she's PERFECT!

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
She looks old, and her face wil be like the minah in that place, or the minah in this place, her face is all over the place. Everywhere she goes people will be like, "you girlfriend jaafar yeh" or "eh you duduk kosas yeh". Haha.

13. Who is your ideal?
*the silent moment*

14. What do you hate about yourself?
Can't make her to stay being friends with me, dah cuba macam macam dah tapi tak berkesan. Takpe, i'll never ever stop! Muahaha.

15. For the people who care for you and like you, say something about them?
Think again lah, jangan menyesal di hari kelak sudah lah ye. Betul!

16. 5 people to tag answer :
1) Kris
2) Ayyman
3) Bqah
4) Dira
5) Nana Nanot

Yoga Is "Haram" Now?

PUTRAJAYA, Nov 22 (Bernama) -- The National Fatwa Council has ruled that yoga is 'haram" for Muslims.Its chairman, Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin said only the physical aspect of yoga without the mantras and elements of worshipping outwardly was not wrong (in Islam).However, he said, yoga was not to be encouraged among Muslims for fear that it could erode their Islamic faith since the physical part was a component of yoga practice as a whole.He said there were three stages to yoga practice, which originated from the Hindus, -- first, the physical aspect which is the exercise part; second the mantras and worshipping and third the unification of oneself with God."Therefore, members of the council reached a consensus that any practice, regardless of type and in whatever form that have such elements, contradict Islamic teachings," he told a press conference here.Abdul Shukor said the matter was decided at the 83rd National Fatwa Council meeting held in Kota Baharu from Oct 22 to 24 and that the decision would be conveyed to the respective state religious councils for gazetting.He said yoga practice among Muslims had also been banned in Singapore and Egypt.Abdul Shukor said various programmes would be carried out by the Islamic Development Department (Jakim) to enlighten Muslims on yoga.He also advised Muslims to get information on any exercise programme before practising them to ensure that they would not affect their religious faith.He said there were many other ways which Muslims could do to exercise for health, like praying.Yoga has been practised since 3000 BC and is said to be able to slow down the ageing process, reduce the risk of diabetes, asthma and heart-related diseases.

So much for PERPADUAN KAUM! Doing this will just lead to a world full of racist. Thanks extreme muslim guys for making this thing happen, we'll see what will happen in the future about your so called MALAYSIA NEGARA BERBILANG KAUM!

Dah Ada Geng Baru Eh?

Selama ni kan, aku sedih sangat kita dah tak mcm dulu. Aku rindu sangat kat kau. Tapi kau dah ada geng baru. Kejap je kau dapat pengganti kan? Aku harap kau bahagia dgn geng baru kau. Lepas kau kata kita bukan geng lagi, aku rasa mcm nak mati je. Hehe. Takpe lah. Aku tunggu je lah sampai geng baru aku dtg. Doakan aku dapat geng baru ye. Sementara tunggu geng baru, pandai pandai lah aku jaga diri ye dak? Hehe. Bye!

SPM : The Final War Of The Teen Life

SPM is in a few days and im 50/50 ready. So wish me luck in my exams and i hope to get good grades so that i can further my studies to Universities. My main mission! Haha. With education, i can have a bright future to take care of myself and be responsible to get ready for the adult world. So everyone, please think about yours studies and where will you be after your SPM. Don't waste your time by hanging out with friends and wasting your time because life is not easy without education. Okay? I hope i will do my best, with the guide from ALLAH SWT i'll make sure i'll make my parents proud and show them that i really can do it and i hope i can prove them wrong. Yeah! Haha. Take care everyone and have a nice life ahead! (;

Mintak Maaf Day!

Today all of us had to salam the teachers in school, ask their forgiveness and to get blessings from them. It was fun because every teacher that teached me any subjects gave me interesting comments. By the way, i combed my hair today so no one said "darryl, rambut tu potong lah dah macam kumpulan the beatles dah tuuu" Haha. So here's what some of the teachers said to me and my friends!

Cikgu Wanda : Bahasa Melayu

"Darryl, rajin datang pulak kau ke sekolah ye? Banyak awak masih hutang dgn saya jadi jangan lupa ye. Buat yang terbaik utk SPM awak, jangan asyik nak tidur lepas jawab paper. Lagi satu, jangan gopoh gopoh jawab soalan. Tenangkan otak kamu tu!"

Cikgu Roslin : Accounts

"Seminggu tak ada exams nanti banyak banyak lah buat latihan dokumen. Ingat, awak tu pandai cuma awak malas je. Senang kalau awak usaha kan? Tengok perubahan awak, dulu awak tak boleh tapi sekarang awak dah boleh. At least semua kredit ye? Itu target cikgu utk awak!"

Ustazah Jamaliah : Agama Islam

"Ustazah bukan nak cakap apa, kamu tu banyak main main dalam kelas. Latihan buat tapi hantarnya? Tak pernah pun saya tengok latihan kamu. Kamu bagus, cuma kamu kena fokus bahagian kertas satu! Ingat cik abang oi, mulakan dgn pendahuluan soalan. Kamu tu asyik lupa je. Insyallah tuhan akan bantu kamu semua sekiranya kamu semua berusaha. Doa!"

Cikgu Rozila : Cikgu Tinggi Selalu Tegur Rambut

"Kamu ada adik form three ke? Muka sebijik cam awak, rambut pun macam awak. Tak ada? Tapi kenapa muka awak macam dia? Apa? Muka awak fotostat? Memang pun, dah banyak jenis manusia dah muka cam kau. Haha. Apa apa pun, jawab exam betul betul. Selamat berjaya!"

Cikgu Soh : Science Teacher

"Saya bukan doa kamu sahaja, saya doa kamu semua. Ingat, sebelum jawab apa apa soalan baca doa dahulu. Kalau tara percaya, kamu semua cuba. Betul saya cakap, bukan main main punya. Jangan main mercun sekarang sebab kamu akan ganggu orang lain, nak main mercun kita main last day. Saya pun mahu join. Baik? Selamat menjawab."

Pengetua : The Big Boss

"Tak banyak saya nak berkata, semua cikgu dah kata apa yang saya nak kata. Cuma.. Elakkan dari tengok cerita lucah atau tengok benda benda yang lucah. Kerana, benda benda lucah itu lah yang akan mengganggu fikiran kamu jadi jangan lah. Saya merayu, kamu semua jaga disiplin dan kawal nafsu awak tu. Ingat, kamu boleh berjaya. Students, you are the best!"

So, that's what the teachers said to me and some friends. Oh god, this is getting touching and sad. I'll be missing all of the things in SMK Hillcrest, including the hot mak cik kantins and the pak guards, taking charge of the school's koperasi, all of them. Yeah!

Hero Of SMK Hillcrest!

Soh Boon Ghee? He's a legend. The best science teacher i've ever had. The most funniest and caring teacher i've ever known. The most respected teacher of all time. Dressed with his Ray Ban spectacles and with his "BG" belt buckle, how can we not say he's the man? Not to forget, his old school car that he drives to school everyday, the one and only classic limited edition Nissan Sunny. Haha. Sir, everyone will be missing you and we hope that you'll keep on being the best teacher that SMK Hillcrest ever had. After SPM, you can't potong potong my hair already. Haha. But i'll miss the way you warn me about my hair, the way you urut me when im sleeping in the science lab, the way you ask me to ketuk ketampi if i don't wear any pas keluar, the way you jerit "pelajar" from far, the way you give me seringgit if i get to answer your science questions, and many more memories will remain forever. Sir, we'll meet again. Pray for your students success, and may the force be with you! (;

Friends!

Friends? They'll be the one that i'll miss the most. Ending high school, sounds like fun right? Trust me, it won't be as fun as you think. Friends are the reason i go to school everyday. To laugh with them, to be with them, to study with them, to ponteng kelas with them, to go rehat with them, to teman them to the tandas, to do almost everything with them. But when high school ends, can you do all those things with your friends? Well, ending high school means departure. People come and go. That's not fun, it is very sad. But friends, even how far we are i want you guys to know that forever you guys will be in my heart. Thinking about every each and one of you, until the day i end my life. This is dedicated to all my friends, even if we only talk for a second a day or only had the chance to smile when we see each other, you guys are my friends until the end. Much love, from darryl ezreen. God bless you all and to the people that's sitting for SPM, lets do our thang and get amazing grades alright? Forgive everything i've done and to all the peeps that did wrong things to me, aku halalkan je lah. Boring lah gaduh gaduh dgn korang. So, we're all even. Haha. Peace out! :D

Is This What Guys Like In A Girl?

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls.

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

9. How cute they are when they argue.

10. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the phone after you just had a big.

15. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

RIP : The Unborn

This is the baby that didn't make it. This poor baby came out a day after those three were born. Sorry if this picture is too.. You know what i mean right? Well, god bless this baby and hope that she'll be born again in better place. Much love!

The Babies That Made It!

The babies that made it alive. The white one is a male and he's the eldest and his name is Shiro. The second one that came out was Daisy, the brown one with the pink nose. And my favourite is the youngest one, she's a female and with a black nose like her mum, her name is Tiger. Well, can't wait for them to grow a bit old so that they can run here and there and everywhere. Right now, they've just learned how to walk. Hehe.

The Next Generation!

After weeks waiting for her stomach to burst, she gave birth to four cute babies. Hehe. This picture was taken two weeks ago. I'll update more of the baby pictures soon! :D

Habbo : My Second Life!

Darryl Ezreen's back! Haha. Well, when i was gone i was busy doing so many things and the best thing i did was being in a virtual world called Habbo. Register now, for people that's bored or sad with their life, spend an hour or two in Habbo and im sure you'll have lots of fun so that you can get out from the messes in your first world. Oh god, what am i doing telling people about this? Well join if you want to try, it looks like a kids game but no its not! Dah lah, nyampah nak explain pepanjang. Haha. Try it yourself now! Hehe.

Go to : habbo.com.my

What Choice Do I Have, Bestfriend?

I know you like letters, so here’s a few.
I’ve never felt better than, when I was with you.
But you do what you have to, and I waited for you, too.
Because you're gonna laugh through this, its not me leaving you.

I will never forget, all the fun we had.

Every time I think about it, it makes me feel so sad.

I think about your pretty face, laughing about a joke.

But my pain grows more, when I think how my heart broke.

Did I even mean anything to you?
Or was I just a toy for you to subdue?
I dont even know anymore the real me.
When I look in the mirror I cant understand
what and who I see.

Now it’s my turn to feel nothing inside.
Not a touch of remorse when I wave you goodbye.
Because this doesn’t hurt you as much as it should.
But it will hurt me, because I lost something good.

I know that I meant nothing, i gave nothing true.

If this is as shallow, as pointless to you.
Maybe you lied, you felt nothing inside.

But I was sincere with my heart, and I tried.

Best WIshes to Travis Barker and Adam Goldstein.

Travis Barker and disc jockey Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein were in critical condition with extensive burns Saturday after a lear jet crash the night before that killed four people. My thoughts are with all. Pull through guys. God bless, together lets pray so that they'll recover as fast as they can. Amen!

Why?

Why won't you talk to me anymore? Calls after calls, and messages after messages. But still there's nothing from you. Usually if these kind of things happens, surely you're in trouble and your handphone kena rampas. But this is too long already. I see that you are on myspace on some days, and you reply to everyone that comments. But why won't you reply mine, even if you hate me or if you don't want to talk to me anymore, can i just please know why? It hurts, i feel that my life is incomplete. You were the one that is really a true bestfriend, you were always there for me when i need you. But know, you really have changed. At first, i was sad that you changed drastically, but time after time i thought that people change for reasons and i understood that. I accept if you are busy at times and not there for me anymore, but now? You've completely dissapeared. I checked your space, and i checked your blog. There's nothing that mentioned anything that says that your phone is not with you. God knows, how much i need you and how much i've missed you. I've been messaging you a few times. But you won't answer. I called, the same thing you won't answer. Please, return. I don't care even if you hate me or even if you don't want to be friends with me anymore. Just talk to me for the last time and answer my question. A simple question that haves the hardest answer to answer. The question is.. Why? No matter what, i'll keep talking to you and don't care if it looks like im mad talking to myself, but i will never give up on you because you mean everything to me. Just so you know, im happy to see that you are happy now, and if you want me out from your life and if that's the reason you are ignoring me, then i'll go but just tell me why because i just need to know why. I've been very sad thinking about you. I miss you, fullstop.

Mat Rempits? Cowards. Brothers? Heroes.

Here's what happened, my brother got into trouble with this group of rempits. After sending my girlfriend to terminal putra, i went home. As i was on my way home, i saw 7 bikes and like 30 people at this place called dewan beringin. A few of them was my friends and i asked "kenapa ni?" and this guy said "adik kau kena pukul laaaa". I quickly went inside the group of people and said "dah lah, kenapa ni. kita boleh berbincang" and this dude who had a smelly breath breathes like very garang, but sounded very erotic which was very geli. Haha. The smelly breath said, "kau siapa haaa" and i said "dia ni adik aku, so jangan lah pukul dia". Then one by one whacked my brother, punched him in the face, kicked him in the belly and that sort of stuffs. I then pushed my brother and asked him to go away but he just stood there. that was the only thing i could do, in my head i already knew that i was going to be whacked but if they touch me, they are so dead because they whack me for no reason. Suddenly, aa guy swinged a helmet and my head and kicked me in the belly, and the first punch i received in my entire life. Haha. He puched hard until i was almost knocked out, i felt that my eyes were lebam. All i could think was trial exams the next morning. I ran home and said "tunggu lah korang, mati kau" and they ran away. I called my friends, we are like brothers since 13 years old. Ikram, Eoi, Zab and Golok. Forever they are in my heart, hero gua cakap lu! Haha. They are like my siblings, they came very quick and they were very upset and mad to see that little darryl had a black eye. Hehe. I mengadu laaaa apa lagi! Haha. Then i jumped on Ikram's bike and quickly cari those guys. Dekat tengah jalan besar, we found two of them and tak ada cerita banyak it was like a gangster movie. Tengah jalan parking motor and whacked the both of them with helmets and fortlocks and with kicks and punches to the head. They merayu to stop and to forgive. Ikram took their bike and said "kau nak motor kau, kau jumpa aku kat atas" Fulamak, macam gangster movie kan? Haha. very macho lah ikram, when you said that. Haha. The cars banyak berhenti but only tengok je what happened, none of them horned. Maybe diorang pun tahu little darryl is not the guilty one. Haha. A lot of things happened after that but i think it shouldn't be told. Very ganas and kesian one aaaa! Haha. Here's a special tribute to you guys who taught them a lesson. Ikram, thanks for being so macho and the fortlock to the head. You were like Don Vito Corleone. Haha. Sorry for involving you even if you got away. Haha. Zab, thanks for the flying kick and giving him a helmet tp the head. You were like Bruce Lee. Haha. Sorry for involving you with all of these until you got stabbed with a knive, jangan risau they touch you they are dead. Eoi, thanks for being such a brother that looks after his little ones. you are like Chuck Norris. Haha. Sorry for involving you until you were whacked with a helmet by that old man. Golok, thanks for being the good guy. You were like Jaafar Onn in Cili Padi. Very coooool! Haha. Sorry for involving you with this until you had an arguement with that sabah dude that says "jangan bikin tr-tr-trouble di sini, siapa mau pukul benny? cakap sama saya cakap. orang melayu jangan bikin tr-tr-trouble" Haha. I took my science trials exams with a black eye. The people who whacked me run away and until now tak datang sekolah and they sent peeps to say tutup kes. Siapa tak marah kalau mata kena tumbuk sampai lebam kan. But my girlfriend and a good friend of mine really put a lot of sense in me and i also tutp this kes without revenging and its a good thing because i won't be in trouble again. God bless everyone that helped and in god's name i will be there for you guys, just call me okay? Love.

Vehicle With Two Wheels.

After hundreds of times dreaming of riding this creation of mankind, i've finally bought it with the cheapest price anyone would ever get. Doploh ringgit! Haha. I bought it from a Bangla family and the condition was very teruk, maybe that's why it was doploh ringgit. Haha. Oh, just so you know i bought a BMX bicycle. Not a motor lah, im not a mat rempit. I wish i was but i am not, so slowly slowly lah. From BMX to 125z, from 125z to Panther Jerung. Who knows kan? Hehe. Repairing the bike was sad, because banyak duit i had to use. Then the fun part was pimping it! Haha. I bought a new pair of black and white throttle and sprayed the body of the bike with petronas green color. Then the rims was upgraded to a lot of jejari rims and the tayar was changed to a thick one. Damn, my bike was the bomb! Haha. Credits to Ami for making my bike super, but his bike is way super than mine. His bike is what peeps call "rare" because of the body like Kamen Rider's bike, and with his Star shaped rims, and everything was in silver. Very cantik one aaaa! Anyway, my dream came true but im still shy to go jalan jalan by myself, because my friends always say "apa barang naik basikal weh" and some will say "zaman bila naik basikal weh" and my answer will just be this, "minyak naik harga, mogok ah sket" Lame? Yes, but that's the only excuse i could ever think of. Haha. So, anyone who wants me to carry them just call me lah. I'll be at your place in an hour or two. Lambat? Memang lah bodoh, naik basikal bukan naik motor. Ha ha ha, okay not funny. Well, wait for my bike and ami's bike punya picture. It'll be uploaded soon. Thanks for reading! :D

One Month Without Blogging.

A lot of things can change in a day, imagine what will change for like a month? Too much. I've been pretty busy with life since the last time i blogged, which was Merdeka's day. To be honest, i miss blogging. I just don't have the time to even type a title. Well, i really sound that sad right? Sorry to say that im back muthafuckas. Haha. Be prepared to read all my adven-fucking-tures in this past 30 days i've been missing, a lot of juicy muicy details to let you guys know! Okay guys, im off to start telling you about my stories. Haha. Take care!

Malaysian Peoples!

Today, i went to KLCC to sell my CD's. I brought like twenty cd's to sell, and thank god it was perfect. Ten of them were sold and i had ten more left. So here's the fun part! Haha. My bestfriend ridzuan and i suddenly came up with the Malaysian General Knowledge thingy. So we stopped people and use the same line like "Semekom, stop for awhile boleh tak? We're from DAUN and we're here to ask you a few questions and we're giving away this cd's for free if you can answer our very hard questions. Are you up for it?". Here's how it went. Haha.

1) Here's the first person we stopped. We didn't get his name but we still remember his face. His face was like a shaved Jaafar Onn. He's funny! In this case, we'll call him J-O, not J-LO okay! Haha.

Ridzuan : Hi, lepak mana merdeka?

J-O : Sini sini je cari awek. *buat muka gedik*

Darryl : So dah sedia nak jawab?

J-O : Insyallah dah. CD apa aku dapat ni?

Darryl : *shows cd*

J-O : Wow, aku minat kumpulan ni. Cepat tanya!

Ridzuan : Okay, here we go. Siapakah bini kedua Tunku Abdul Rahman?

J-O : Alamak.. Err.. Siapa ek?

Darryl : Ten seconds left, faster faster!

J-O : Latipah, Zubaidah, Syaripah.. Kan?

Darryl and Ridzuan : Tetttttttttttt!

J-O : Laaaaa. Apa jawapan dia?

Ridzuan : Jawapan nya.. Dia kahwin satu je lah, mana ada isteri kedua.

All : *laughs until tergolek golek*

J-O : Err.. Cd dapat tak?

Darryl and Ridzuan : Takkkkkkkk!

2) Here's the second one. This time we interview a girl who looks very clever. Her face is like the "are you smarter than a fifth grader" face one. So we already knew that she might win the cd. Here we go! By the way, she was so cute. She weared tudung and she had that gelang kaki like when she walk will bunyi "ching ching" one. Awwwww! Okay cut the crap. Haha.

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : Hi, celebrate merdeka kat sini ke kak?

Ching Ching : Hihi. Tak lah. Kat mana mana je asal ada kawan. Hihi.

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : Darryl, nak tanya soalan apa ek?

Darryl : *drooooools*

Ridzuan : *smacks darryl's head until he finally stopped drooling*

Ching Ching : Hihi.

Ridzuan : Darryl! Tanya lah apa slogan merdeka tahun ini.

Darryl : Aku lupa lah. Malu aku nak tanya. Kau lah tanya!
Ridzuan : Kau pun tak tahu. Aku lagi lah tak tahu.

Ching Ching : Hihi.

Ridzuan : Okay lah kakak, sorry buat akak tunggu.

Ching Ching : Tak apa. Hihi.

Darryl : Da-da-da-da-h rea-rea-dy ke-ke-ke?

Ching Ching : Dah lah. Hihi.

Ridzuan : Apa slogan merdeka tahun ini?

Ching Ching : *shouts and do the tugu negara pose* PERPADUAN TERAS KEJAYAAN!

Darryl and Ridzuan : Yeay! *act like we know what's the answer*

Ching Ching : Hihi.

The other interviews we had was boring so these are the only two people that was fun to talk with. Haha. After ching ching left, ridzuan and i gave a big high five to each other because we finally know what's the slogan for this year. We are proud to be malaysians. By the way, its the 51st year already kan? Err. I don't actually remember. Haha. God bless malaysia. MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

Family Photo 1996!

Gangsta Family.

Amir Merale - Dad

Norashikin Husain - Mum

Darryl Ezreen - 1st

Sean Ezmeer - 2nd

Melissa Heidi - 3rd

A Weird Guy in Class!

Haha. He's not a normal human being. His left ear is what we call in malay, "cacat" which means not normal. Well, i pity him for having that kind of left ear but what to do? Its god's creation so god must have did that to make him be some one special. Who knows what can happen in the future right? But after feeling sorry for him, we finally had the guts to ask him, "bro, telinga kau memang dari lahir ke macam ni" and what he said really made us crack up so bad until he became a legend in school. Here's the conversation we had! His name will not be shown as it will embarass him if people know about him so i'll just call him Ash in this case.

Darryl : Hi, boleh tanya tak?
Ash Ketchum : Apa kau nak?
Darryl : *looks at his ear"
Ash Ketchum : Cepat lah, aku busy ni.
Darryl : *shocked*
Ash Ketchum : Woi, pekak ke?
Darryl : Sorry. Telinga kau memang macam tu yeh?
Ash Ketchum : Kau tak tahu ke? *rubbed his ears tenderly*
Darryl : Dari lahir ke macam tu?
Ash Ketchum : Macam ni. Dulu masa aku kecik, aku tengah main kat garden belakang rumah aku. So, bila aku tengah main tu aku nampak lah semak semak bergerak. Aku ingat ular, so aku approach lah kan. Alangkah terkejutnya aku. *laughed suddenly* Aku jumpa pikachu, dia tengah intai aku. *explained how cute pikachu was* Bila aku kejar dia and nak tangkap dia, dia lari laju sangat. Aku terjatuh. Bila aku terjatuh tu, ada satu benda macam Jet langgar telinga aku sampai hancur. Aku pengsan. Bila aku sedar, macam ni lah rupanya. Shhh! Diam diam tau. Aku tak nak orang tahu yang aku dah jumpa pikachu. *smiles and continue doing his homework*
Darryl : *kept quiet for days*

Well, that was what he said. Oh my god, ain't he a special kid? Where got pikachu in malaysia. You should be in my shoes, then you'll know how funny it was. Especially when he laughed suddenly before telling me it was pikachu and when he explained to me how pikachu looked like in real life. Haha. Take note, this happened years ago. He's all grown up now. No hard feeling ash ketchum, i just feel that you're hilarious and cute. God bless him!

Classmates!

You guys are so funny. everday i go to school, you'll be the only one who'll talk to me. If you guys won't talk to me, touching touching with me, or mad at me, i'd still come and disturb you guys until you whack me or bitch-slap me or lay the smackdown on me, which is the best feeling ever. Makes me in the mood if you guys do that! Hahaha. Without you guys, our class sucks. Imagine, the class ruled by Asyari and his friends, it'll be a Pokemon Lab. Or perhaps imagine Mustafa ruled the class, he'll make everyone grow a beard and wear a time bomb everywhere he goes. You'll die one aaaa if you call him osama bin laden! Haha. Well, to my classmates in 5 perintis especially Yana, Tot, Mylia, Ami, Boy, Ejud, Naqeb and Zamir, you guys are the one who makes my life super duper! :D

Postponed?

Oh my god, after days of practice it was psotponed in the very last minute? I mean, why the hell should it be postponed when its a nice date to organize a wondeful event? My bandmates and I went through hell. We sweat for like hours and we smelled like onions after practice, and you postponed it? One more thing, do you know that SPM is in November? You think people would come on that day? Since every band is out, im sorry to say that my band's out too. No offense but you suck! *smiles widely like a horse*

BBQ PARTY!

We had the best BBQ party ever. Finally after a few years not spending time as bestfriends, we got the time and even if it was a last minute plan, it turned out to be the best party i've ever went. Even if that party didn't have topless girls, bottomless guys, boozes, cigars, club music or dj's, it is still the most memorable moment in my life. We only had chickens, sausages, nuggets, meat sticks, sirap and sarsi, a shisha machine and a canon camera. With only this, we fulfilled ans satisfied our needs! Haha. Here are some pictures from the BBQ party we had and let me introduce you guys some of my bestest friends! :D

NAZMI

He's my sidekick, he's the most "mat indon" guy you'll ever meet. He's the supplier for weed and pot in taman seri gombak. He's a number one Devourment fan and he's very good in mathematics and he's the macho man in my class, give it up for nazmi. Haha.

AHMYN

He's the king of tagged photos, wherever there's camera there's always ahmyn. He's the legend of rock and roll, he's tall and he's obssesed with tight skinny jeans that makes his ass look very mantap. He's good in studies too, even if he's a mat rempit and goes to school by motorcycle he's the coolest person you'll ever know. SAHAJA HANDSHAKE! Haha.

SHEN

What can i say? She eats a lot, she's the worst bully you'll ever meet and she whacks everyone in her way. She may look like she's lopek, but please i warn you do not mess with her. She'll kick you with her long legs and won't stop kicking until you'll say you're sorry. How do i know? Well, i was a victim before! Haha.

MIUL

He's very shy, he was the one that did a lot of works. He even burnt his hands and jeans and ass frying those chickens. he's also the owner of that shisha thingy, he's the professor in shisha flavour. We mixed sirap, and even used the strawberry and cola flavour and we got very high until we almost took our pants off. Right miul? Haha.

ZAMIR

He's the one that helped me organized this BBQ and everything took place at his crib. His place was dope, he had a bigger LCD tv than mine and i was very jealous until. Daddy, buy a bigger one aaaaa! Haha. He's a rich bitch, he drives a BMW and he is a pimp without pimples! Next round zamir, naked ladies okay? Haha.

IZZAT AZAR

Move everybody, boy's in the house! Haha. He's the big guy and he's gay. Haha. Too obsessed with "The Click Five" until he went to all of their shows in Malaysia. His father is the "orang kuat" at Genting Arena Of Stars so he can get free ticktes easily. Yes boy, only you watched live. We only watched at home. Kan kan? Haha.

NADIA

Awwwww, she may look like she's cute but she's the demon! Haha. She's the best classmate in class, we always have our buffet breakfast together in class early in the morning and she's the one that eats the most. Haha. She's the one who goes "tak ada siapa nak kawan dgn aku" and all the people will go "awwwww" but not me, i'll kick your ass, cik tot. Haha. See you next tuesday!

SYAFINA

Her mum was the one who peram-ed the chicken and used the latest chef wan recipe which was the best BBQ chicken we all ever had. She's the talking radio in class. She'll be pot-pet pot-peting like non stop and even mr soh boon ghee couldn't stop her. Haha. She took a puff from the shisha thingy and coughed as if she's almost dead. C-U-T-E! Haha.

MYSELF

He's cute, he's cute, he's cute! Haha. What can i say about myself? What do you expect aaaa? I ain't them peeps who's merendah diri one. Haha. Well, i was the one that planned this party secara suka suka and im glad everyone enjoyed. Too bad i can't over night at zamir's place because you know laaaa my dad will go gila one looking for me. Haha. It was also my first time having that shisha, because my lungs was a virgin before i sedut sedut that shisha machine and lost my lungs virginity to the smoke from the shisha thingy. Haha. God bless everyone!

The Return Of The Little Devil.

Why.. Why.. Oh good lord, why are you letting this happen to me? I thought my school holidays would be the best, but why are you doing this to me? How could you let this happen? Why didn't you stop this, why.. Its easier if you torture me then for me to go through this. I can't take it anymore, its only a few hours she's home but i already feel like commiting suicide. I've plans, maybe i'll hang myself and write "damn you little stinky creature" on a little piece of paper and shove it up my gigantic nostrils. So, if this is the last blog im writing i want you guys to know that we'll meet again in heaven because i just can't stand being at home with "the girl that should be in hell". Goodbye! * sniff sniff* Well everyone, if you want to know who's this little monster im talking about.. She is my sister and she's back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Things I Do At Home When She's Not Around..

1) Run around naked at home and play Dance Dance Revolution tanpa seurat benang. Haha.
2) Manja manja with my cats, hamsters and turtles. Kiss them, penyek them, hug them and make love! Haha.
3) Sleep in her room which is relaxing and i can "kencing malam" and make maps using my saliva. Haha.

Things I Have To Do When She's Back..

1) Maybe wear "jubah" while playing Dance Dance Revolution.
2) Hate animals to show my "gangster" self. No more "ala bucuk bucuk". Only "CHAITTTT" is allowed.
3) Sleep on the couch and suffer from muscle pain and butt cramps when i wake up.

Best Live Performance Photo!

FOUR YEAR STRONG

SET YOUR GOALS

A DAY TO REMEMBER

5 Perintis Class Photo!

Psssst, do you know where am i in this photo? Haha.

Kristina Faye Valdez De Rozario

This is a special thanks to you, because of you i finally created this blog! Thanks to you for giving "kaupahal.blogspot.com" as an idea for me to use it as my url. Sounds so mat rempit, and its very cooooooooool actually. Psssst, i almost letak my url as "adoyai" and only you know how beautiful that word can be! Haha. We'll talk more in the future and i won't stop stalking you because that's my job. Haha. By the way, you're gonna get some whackings for me because you told me knive in kristang is "fcker" but when i told my dad and asked him, he gave me a ceramah because he thought i was making a joke using the word "fucker". It is "faca" laaaaaaaaaaa! Haha. Well, go figure this out. It is in kristang. "Kristina é gordura. Kristina cheiros. Mas, mesmo aquilo que está cada vez Kristina, ela ainda é a melhor. Kristina Go go". Haha. See you in school!

Intan, ingat tak ingat tak?

Well, these are some very sweeeeeet experience i've gone through with intan. Just by reading the title, im sure you guys don't know what the hell im talking about. To you guys, must be lame and a waste of time reading this but i just want to post it because i just miss everything!

1) I miss playing guitar with you, you always destroy all the beautiful songs you sing! Remember we played that mat rempit song and remixed it? Haha. I still can't forget your cute little fingers, instead of playing chord G you invented a new chord by pressing god-knows-what! Haha. We bought the guitar on your birthday and we played at KLCC's park and we were asked to go play some where else by them pak guards. Kan kan? When mama picked you up at KLCC, i thought you'd waved goooooodbye but you were just too obsessed with that guitar and you didn't even look at me. You were too busy molesting that guitar. Evil woman, that's what you are! Haha.

2) I miss eating with you, you always burp so loud even infront of everyone. The sound of burp, to you its like the melody of your life, kan kan? Guess what, i am not shy to see you burp even if it sounds like a monster that's very hungry. Haha. You have a very skinny figure, but you eat like a sumo wrestler. I just love watching you stuff everything in your body, you're like an eating machine. But still no perut buncit. So jealous, look at mine. Its boroi, remember when i shake shake it and you were like "ah-hak ah-hak" padahal saje nak tengok i malukan diri! You meanie, i'll whack you when i see you. Haha.

3) I miss watching DVD's with you at home. Remember when we watched "two and a half men" and you didn't understand the joke but you laughed just to make sure i enjoy watching it with you? You're sweeeeeeet, but next time tell me lah if you don't like that tv series, if i knew that you didn't like "two and a half men", i'd pasang all the tamil movies so that you could cry and whack me in every sad or tragic tamil scene. Yenaday? Haha. I first hated watching tamil films, but when you came into my life i find tamil movies are better than any movies. "DHOOM" was better than "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" and "PRIA PRIA" had more interesting fight scenes than "BRUCE LEE'S ENTER THE DRAGON". Haha. I just love watching tamil heroes. The qualifications being a tamil hero is you have to have a thick misai and you have to wear a pagoda shirt with kain pelekat, and your weapon is a white towel so that you could lay the smackdown on everyone in your way, that's when the "DUSH DUSH" part comes. Haha.

4) I miss laughing with you, we always laugh like horses and show everyone our teeth! You always crack when i act like a gangster. Why? Is it so funny to see a kid that's small being a gangster? Im very gangster okay, even if my height tak cecah 160 cm, i can always beat the shit out of you. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! Haha. Remember when we were bad mouthing a group of mat rempits and suddenly all of them were my friends? We were like "geli kan mat rempit tu, dah lah seluar singkat baju besar rambut pulak curly kat ekor" and suddenly "darryl, buat tak nampak je ke brader? meh lah lepak dulu bai! pak lu, sap kok lu, gi mane? tak function ah balik awal. awek kau ke?" then they did the mat rempit sound, what we call "the cencurut" that goes, "SRTTT SRTTTT" and that was embarrasing! Haha.

Wow, there are more and i'll type it later. My back is breaking and my tiny fingers are crampped up! Lets just put it this way.. TO BE CONTINUED!

Can we stop?

Its been awhile since we last met. We don't talk much now, you're busy with taking care of grandma and im busy with my tuition every night. But that doesn't make me give up talking to you. I tried everything i could to make sure you don't feel left out, but we always end up in fights. Every time we text each other, every time we talk in the phone, we'll always fight. Why? Here's what i think. Maybe the situation at your place is very bad, and that explains why you're tired and always not in the mood. But my reason calling you or texting you is not because i want to add more troubles. I just thought i could be a good boyfriend being there for you when you're down. I thought i could help, instead we end up fighting. But you know what? I'll never give up, as a boyfriend its my job to be with you every day and i will always be with you. Even if you need me or not, i will. Can't wait to meet you next wednesday, we'll go shopping again and i'll be glad to carry all those bags for you. We'll also go makan that nasi goreng with very hot sambal belacan, i'll be honored to wipe your peluh peluh! I just miss you but every time i want to tell you mesti tak sempat! Can we like stop fighting? So, even how bad our relationship is at the moment, i won't ever leave you. I told you before im your small and tiny knight and shining armor right? Hehe. I LOVE YOU!

Muhammad Afdhal Ifwat

Where the hell have you been man? Only god knows how much everyone misses you. After you moved to another school, things were different. Even i changed to a teknik school which sucked so bad! Haha. But i came back to SMK Hillcrest hoping that you and the old gangs are still there but everyone has changed after you left. There were so many things we've been through where i busted my lips laughing just by watching you. Remember the trip to Langkawi? Haha. You dressed up like Daddy Yankee and everyone was like laughing, you and you're Dragon shirt, 3/4 pants and the "mat rempit" yellow boots. Some even mistaked you for the guys who sells cd in the pasar malam, that bloody dragon shirt is the best you can wear? Haha. Then, when you were having a serious cirit birit day in school in 2006. While you were doing your thing in the toilet, Shuffrey and Shah took your underwear and hang it and the school's badminton court and you had to wear your school pants without your underwear and your pants were wet with water stains as if you pissed in your pants. Haha. That was classic! Also when we were kids, your house were just close to the cyber cafe and everytime your mummy wants to call you back she'll yell like a crazy woman "afdaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll" from far and everybody will look at you and laugh. Haha. Also, when it was the report card day. You failed a lot of subjects and were so scared that your mummy will come. I still can remember your face that time bro! Haha. When your mum came, you were like "sumpah, balik ni mesti aku kena wrestling. esok kalau aku tak sekolah maksudnya aku dah mati lah tu. apa aku nak jawab kat mak aku ni." Haha. Man, there are so many things i wanna type about you. But its getting late, i'll talk about you later bestfriend. You're my hero! Haha. Wherever you are, please remember your friends here and come with your Proton Waja and visit us lah babiiiiiiiiii! Haha. God bless you, we'll meet again! (;

A little investigation i did.

Well, i've finally made use of my brain. I think now's the right time for me to start thinking out of the box. It feels good when you're using your brain, especially after a few years not using it. Duh, that explains why people call me names and everything. Haha. Cut the crap! So, here's something i actually have thought about and it goes like this..

FIRST CASE : Scream "ARGHHH" everybody!

So here's the story. When you're in the library, its weird when you scream "ARGHHH" and everybody will give the meanest bad ass look at you as if screaming "ARGHHH" is a bad word. Everybody knows its forbidden to scream in the library, even the librarians have gadgets such as parang or kapak to shut us up, don't mess with them librarians. Haha. So, what im saying is its weird! But, here's the fun part. When you're in an aeroplane, try scream "ARGHHH" and make sure you scream with the most ugliest face god has ever create. Haha. You know what will happen? Everybody will join you because in an aeroplane, it feels good to scream "ARGHHH" because you'll have back up singers with you! Haha.

SECOND CASE : What's kind of driver are you?

Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! So, what speed should we actually drive? Its either we're an idiot or we're a maniac. So don't yell or swear those drivers that drives slow or fast because if some one's slow, you must be a maniac to drive fast and if some one's fast, you must be an idiot to drive slow. So, think before you drive. Tell all the drivers in the world so that they'll know what type of drivers are they. It'll haunt them forever, trust me. My mum sold her car and she walks to work now! Haha.

So, that's two cases i managed to solve. I'll hit you guys with more cases soon. Think when you still have the brains, that's why you're born in this cruel world. To use your brain and to survive and live your life to the fullest, so don't dissapoint your mama and papa because they've gone through a lot of things before giving birth to you. Don't make mama and papa regret giving birth to you. Remember, make use of your brains! Damn im goooooood. Haha. God bless!

Tenenenenet!

After a few days thinking what to do with this blogspot thingy, i've finally decided to write. well, todays' not a very good day to me. Im suffering from a very bad stomach ache, i think its because i played Dance Dance Revolution too much. What, you don't believe me? Well, try eating nasi lemak with extra sambal, and then drink a cup of iced milo whcih is kept for a few days in a fridge, after that go shake your booty playing DDR and then you'll know what im going through. If you have the same problem as i am, high five and go post a blog about it too! Haha. Well, i better be going now. I've to pay my tuition fee and speeeeeeeeeeed to the infamous mamak shop to buy some cat foods. My cats are very hungry. Want prove? They ate their own poo poo! Yummy? Don't worry, i already gave my cats lessons they deserve by spinning them in the washing machine. Haha. I'll type more in the future. God bless!